Anthony Weiner call your office! The phantom hacker has struck again! The head of the United Nation's climate science panel, Rajendra K Pachauri, has stepped down, amid claims that he sexually harassed a subordinate, reports AFP news agency but the former locomotive engineer turned climate scientist claims his email and phone accounts were hacked. The IPCC stated in a press release that his post will be filled by Vice Chair Ismail El Gizouli which "will ensure that the IPCC’s mission to assess climate change continues without interruption,” Thank God!
Meanwhile Pachauri has been granted "relief from arrest" for three day as New Delhi police investigate charges that the good doctor sent lewd material to a 29 year old research assistant of the global warming think tank, The Energy and Resources Institute (TERI).
Presumably if Indian authorities indict Pachauri he could he could seek and receive refugee status from Obama, along with a social security number and food stamps paving the way for him to run for mayor of New York City were his moral standards seem well attuned to those of the electorate.
For many in the global warming movement allegations of sexual misconduct seem to have become an occupational hazard. Readers will remember that our own Al Gore was accused of acting like a "crazed sex poodle" by a Portland, Oregon hotel masseuse even after he had taken the precaution to register under the pseudonym Mr. Stone. Tell me there is no conspiracy!