Here's a novel idea that could end the crisis at the border. Start processing illegals in Central America. Texas Democratic Congressman Beto O’Rourke sounds more like P.J. O’Rourke than a United States Congressman. Damn, I think I have some 3rd cousins named O’Rourke. Anyway the Texas Congressman thinks it would be a clever idea to send the DHS into Latin America to process illegals in the comfort of their home countries so they could be expeditiously dispersed throughout the country without the long trek across Mexico. Hell, the US could charter planes and fly them to the destination of their choice where they could be met at the terminal by Glenn Beck or a surrogate who would give them bottled water and teddy bears and they could in turn give their new found friends head lice.