In her interview with the Editors of the Conway Daily Sun last week, Lady Hillary promised to investigate whether or not aliens have approached Earth and find out what the hell is really going on at Area 51. Hillary went on to say that the chairman of her campaign, John Podesta, is a huge fan of UFO lore. She said he enjoys a sci-fi show on the FX network. Podesta once served as chief of staff to Bill Clinton and counselor of Barack Obama. She also expressed a desire to bring Governor Moonbeam Brown into her administration should she have one. How great would that be for the nation!
I know that former president Jimmy Carter once reported seeing a UFO long before he was chased by a giant rabbit which caused me to wonder if there is not a secret cadre within the Democratic Party that is infatuated is with the concept of extraterrestrial life and being part of that life.
It’s nice to know Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos have a plan. They will help the richest people in the world go to Mars and start over, leaving the other 99 percent to suffer with global warming, John Kasich and Obamacare. With just a little more success on the parts of Musk and Bezos Bill, Hillary, and Barack can start a new life without us just as soon as they have finished filling the country with Mexican and Syrians.
It's almost like Heaven's Gate from 1997. Heaven's Gate members believed the planet Earth was about to be "recycled" and the only chance to survive was to leave it immediately but this time they can skip the phenobarbital and vodka and or maybe just the phenobarbital and start a new life. I'll miss the pantsuits.