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Monday, February 13, 2012

Dogs against Romney. What's next.

  Well, that would be Democrats, right?
  Oh.
  What I meant to say was.
  Sigh.
  Cuz we know how every dog hates car rides, right? heads out the window, fur and tongue flying in the wind.
  Just when you think they can't get any sillier, stupider or meaner.
  We now have "Dogs against Romney."
  From a giddy ABC:

Tomorrow outside the Westminster dog show at Madison Square Garden at noon the group “Dogs Against Romney” will protest “to ensure pet lovers are aware that Mitt Romney is mean to dogs,” according to the group’s press release. 
While it may seem silly to some, Democrats are have every intention of making sure – if Romney wins the GOP nomination – that every voting American knows about the story of Romney putting his family dog Seamus in a kennel on top of his roof and driving from Boston to Canada, with said canine Seamus making his displeasure known in a rather scatological way. “I have a yellow Lab named Winston,” Fox News’ Chris Wallace said to Romney. “I would no sooner put him in a kennel on the roof of my car than I would one of my children. Question: What were you thinking?” “This is a completely airtight kennel, mounted on the roof of our car,” Romney replied. “He climbed up there regularly, enjoyed himself. He was in a kennel at home a great deal of the time as well. We loved the dog. It was where he was comfortable.” “When Seamus crapped all over the car I’m fairly certain he wasn’t expressing pleasure,” one top Democrat told ABC News.
What's next? 
Cats protesting Warren Buffett's tax rates?
Newts against third marriages?
Cows against milque toast?
Pups against Newtering?
Bunnies FOR free diaphragms!
I could go on.

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