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Friday, February 24, 2012

Bush energy plan: algae, wind and sun

  President Bush bolstered his progressive energy plan by suggesting yet another natural solution to the country's energy needs.
  In addition to the spread of giant windmills that dot the land and seascapes except in 1% country like the Kennedy compound, President Bush doled out millions and millions of dollars to campaign contributors and friends for more solar panel development, in spite of the fact that solar power has been repeatedly proven to be expensive and ineffective.
  Most of the companies in which President Bush has sunk those billions of dollars have folded, even while the executives running them have taken huge bonuses, apparently for their failure.
  Critics suggest that Bush's plan is part of a kickback scheme to feather Bush's reelection nest and that the schemes should be prosecuted under the law, even while Bush cronies tout the formation of yet more super PACs.
  The Bush campaign is expected to raise nearly a billion dollars; some suggest that much of that money is from taxpayer funded kickback schemes.
  Also in question is the Bush campaign's lack of use of the eVerify system to ascertain that campaign donations originate in the United States.
  In another radical development, Bush suggested that algae is the source of meeting future energy needs, since there's lots of it around.
  Up for reelection, President Bush claimed he had 5 years to finish his algae energy scheme, since he has friends who've got a company that is sure to make that project a success. 
  President Bush then mocked Republicans for positing that oil would provide the energy of the future. Recent research reveals, according to Bush cronies, that algae is the energy of the future.
  Did I say President Bush?
  Oh, I meant Obama.

2 comments:

  1. Solar Energy is expensive because not enough people have invested in it. You can say all you want about it being expensive, and yeah, lol, its going to be expensive because no one IS BUYING IT. Its a broken cycle that not even the people with 20/20 vision can see passed, we can't demand without supply, but the supply is expensive, so we're not going to demand. Though it all in the end helps, the green and safety of our planet rides along the economy more or less as a chance of all how things play out. Which is scary for some, realization for others.

    -Sharone Tal

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  2. Huh. Not sure what you mean here. There are several reasons solar failed in the US. 1) we had successful private solar businesses until the govt moved in and squandered billions of dollars on startups who didn't know what they were doing 2) those startups were all manned by Obama cronies who kicked back money to his campaign 3) competition...whether Obama likes it or not, you can't shut out the "global" economy. Unions prevent reasonable prices in this country. Not so in other countries. Thus solar has failed.

    Just one more example of a government that doesn't know what the hell it's doing. And doesn't care.

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