A few points of cultural clarification

  UPDATE: My head is spinning. Apparently Doleziel sued Howard for discrimination as a white person and lost. I have no idea. Did she get scholarship money--a full ride--for being black for her undergraduate and master's degree? I have no idea. What a mess.
  Let's just clarify a few things here.

•   No, YOU're not black.
•   No, YOU're not a woman.
•   No, HE'S not brave and courageous.
•   No, YOU're not a champion for ALL the people.

OTOH:

•   Yes, your HAIR is really convincingly "ethnic," probably as a result of cosmetology training and, yes, you cheated someone who IS black out of scholarship money.
•   Yes, you LOOK really good as a woman. Still.
•   Yes, you ARE a criminal and a fool. Sayonara, baby.
•   Yes, you are the OLDEST female in the race.

And THIS was a JOKE.