Let's just clarify a few things here.
- No, YOU're not black.
- No, YOU're not a woman.
- No, HE'S not brave and courageous.
- No, YOU're not a champion for ALL the people.
- Yes, your HAIR is really convincingly "ethnic," probably as a result of cosmetology training and, yes, you cheated someone who IS black out of scholarship money.
- Yes, you LOOK really good as a woman. Still.
- Yes, you ARE a criminal and a fool. Sayonara, baby.
- Yes, you are the OLDEST female in the race.