Admittedly as a Heartland resident, it's quite doubtful I will ever be in the vicinity of the glamorous royalty visiting the US and charging thousands of dollars to attend a dinner for their charity.
I just want to be clear though.
If I should ever run into this thoroughly delightful couple, I won't be curtsying or bowing, regardless the New York Daily News slobbering recommendation, who ask, "Would it kill ya?"
Um, yes. I think it probably would.
Someone else we all know might be tempted to curtsy though.