How much will FLOTUS's image repair cost?

  I try to be objective about these things.
  I happen to be a proponent of exercise myself.
  What I don't like is pushy people trying to spread their OCD to me.
  It's like the friend who talks you into going out to exercise with them and then encourages you to work out hard by saying stuff like, "Go for it! You can DO it!!! Yeah!" as if you're some loser watching a community cable show being pushed to get into shape, even at your age!
  And it's pretty transparent, at this point, that Michelle Obama was really pissed wasn't too happy about being labeled, as she herself put it, "an angry Black woman." Of course, all she has to do is look in the mirror to see how others perceive her.
  So after "The Obamas" book debacle, it's pretty obvious that MIchelle Obama has been on a tear to make America like her, gosh darn it!
  So we're forced to hear the gushing as she makes the rounds of talk show hosts.
  Which is fine. Actually the program "Let's Move" itself is, I suppose, fine, although I personally find her a, shall we say, flawed vessel to demonstrate physical awareness, for a variety of reasons.
  But appalling images have emerged, in fact reminiscent of Clinton's time in the White House, when movie stars bought themselves the Lincoln Bedroom, where they treated it respectfully:

  Now pictures are emanating from a potato sack race and tug of war televised at the White House under the watchful eyes of President Washington and previous presidents.

  Here's video where you can see Thunder Thighs clearly on display; you can also see why Jimmy Fallon is on so late at night as he sucks up to the really cool First Lady.
Gushing here.   
  Now, like all good socialists political campaigns, 10,000 children will be bused in to worship a the feet of provide a photo op for take part in the Let's Move campaign, which will also serve to make her look not so mean by surrounding her with happy adoring laughing children.
  We used to make fun of Russia for such foolishness.