Ya got yer puppy killers, ya got yer Nazis, ya got yer witches

No, come on, SERIOUSLY, these Republicans are BAD PEOPLE, dude, BAD PEOPLE! Step right on up to the platform here, and lemme tell ya the TRUTH about them Republicans! They're NAZIS in their spare time! They used to be WITCHES! They are WH##ES! They worship AQUA BUDDHA! They make fun of people's HAIR! And they HATE PUPPIES! WANT TO KILL PUPPIES! And I USED to be a REPUBLICAN!

TIED HER UP! FORCED HER TO BOW DOWN TO AQUA BUDDHA!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!