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Friday, November 23, 2012

Lindsey Stone, no cure for stupid in sight

  Perhaps schadenfreude is the best revenge when you're recovering from an election loss.
  One of the most satisfying cases is that of Lindsey Stone. Why? 
  Because no worthwhile person had to lose a job over this moment of schadenfreude.
  Who's Lindsey Stone, self-admitted "douchebag"?
  She's the woman who decided to pose screaming in front of the Arlington Cemetery "show respect" sign with her middle finger raised.
  But, here, let's look at what Porky Lindsey posted on her Facebook page:
  Like the post-election current rise in jobless numbers, this picture went unexpectedly viral.
  Porky Lindsey happens to work for a compassionate non-profit that helps disabled people live independently, according to The Blaze. Oh, and she was on duty with 40 residents when her fellow employee, also porky, took the pic.
  Porky Lindsey's porky friend and co-worker posted the hilarious picture yes, on Facebook, where people with brains and sensibilities found it so distasteful that thousands demanded that Porky Lindsey and her clever co-worker join the unemployment ranks.
  Who, after all, wants their disabled family member trapped in a wheelchair or bed being cared for by self-admitted douchebags who have a respect deficit? What's next? Lindsey posing in a home wearing a client's oxygen mask? Lying in a client's bed? Spending a client's money?
  Once internet virality took hold, the two douchebags deleted the evidence and started blabbing about how they really meant no disrespect, even to the point of having Porky Lindsey's father defend her publicly.
  Alas, the stupid defense did not work in this case, although it has worked in the highest levels of government so far.
  Douchebags fired.
  Sayonara. 
  So long.
  Adios.
  Goodbye.
  Schadenfreude nursed in patriot bosom as early compensation for election losses.
  More to come.
  And more Facebook stupidity, we're sure.

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