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Thursday, April 14, 2011

Morning roundup:April 14, 2011

  You can always count on Illinois to not count accurately, fairly or correctly. This principle of the universe applies to dead voters, vote counts and, apparently in keeping with the Chicago Way, to state employees.
  Global Economic Analysis reveals that 25,000 of the state's 70,000 employees are on workers' comp. Most ordinary peeps would be shocked at this number but in Illinois, there's an obvious answer to this problem.
  Obviously you have to hire more state workers! Obviously! Makes sense.
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  Did you catch The One's imperious command that THE RICH want to contribute to more American government surveys about the habits of Chinese prostitutes? He shrugs his bony shoulders, purses his cranberry lips, and then announces pompously that the problem is the government simply hasn't asked them to be patriotic and pony up more cash! Amazing! "They wanna give back to their country which has done so much for them!" (Guess they didn't work for what they got.)
  Except...that there IS a program in which you can voluntarily contribute patriotically, of course, to the US governments attempts to save 3 inch fishes and uncover the motives for college students' drinking to excess. 
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  Happily slashing the military budget, Our President is continuing to drop big bad exploding bombs on Libya. He seems pretty po'ed at Gadafi personally. WTF? (Winning the future?)
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  Now the California teachers' union is getting in on the action of gangster behavior, including calling parents to harass them about budget cuts, via Weasel Zippers. Sounds like a plan.  
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  It's all Bush's fault. (Apparently there's no end date on that particular excuse.)
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  Hey, go on an expensive vacation and get killed. Sounds like fun. 
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  Can't wait to see what Trump is up to now. It's like a good soap opera. Admit it.
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  The most transparent administration in history doesn't want you to know who's been visiting. And the speech was partisan, too, as even liberals have figured out.  Who says he doesn't know what he's doing? Did you get that impression? Cuz I did.

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