Morning roundup: some morning in late April

  It's so great to know that, after attending numerous DNC fundraisers over the weekend and golfing, the president returned to DC to attend an Easter egg hunt on the White House grounds with 30,000 people.
  On this sacred Christian day, My bad, it's today. The Obamas and their 30,000 guests played basketball and tennis, ran obstacle courses and yoga-ed their way through this day, which is in keeping with Michelle Obama's Let's Move campaign.
  You'll recall the Let's Move campaign commercials, which reveal much about this administration. They commercials are based on deceiving your children into moving more than they ordinarily would and lying to your children (which should work about once unless you have really stupid kids) about what they're actually doing. Also the administration thinks that Hispanic kids are fatter than white kids which would explain why no English is spoken or written in a Let's Move commercial until the very end when the Let's Move logo is revealed.
  USA Today has more on the Obamas' Easter holiday, er, commercial, er, campaign event, er, PHOOEY.
  Anyway the Hindus were happy yoga was included.

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  The unions have lost California? Even in Europe, they've figured out it can't last.
  Huh. We'll see.
  Like I said, the class warfare is turning on its major proponents.

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  Sheesh. Obama's now involved in more warfronts than Bush ever was. Imagine a military endeavor without asking Congress, putting a hit out on a foreign leader and actually telling people about it and bombing an Arab leader's compound.

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  I thought if you still had the body parts you're transvestite rather than trans gender. When did that change?