Well, it's happened. Dennis I broke my tooth on a sandwich Kucinich has decided not to move out west to run for a seat in a different state.
Instead he's filing to run against Marcy. Since the repositioning of District 9, the Blade speculates that it is friendlier to Kaptur.
Joe Wurzelbacher, aka Joe the Plumber, is also running for the seat. Though Dems love to mock Joe, don't assume he isn't an adequate candidate. I've heard him speak and he is impressive. Of course, my standards for office do not include smooth talking lobbyists or knowing the minutiae of Uzbekhistan or the policy procedures of the finance committee before you get on it. OTOH, I'm not particularly impressed with witches or their ilk.
And, on the third hand, Dennis's encounter with the UFO makes him an ideal candidate to represent District 9.
You know. District 9.
Where the aliens are condemned to live.
Oh. And about that broken tooth over which Kucinich sued.
The reason, Dennis said, was that he didn't have dental insurance so, you know, somebody should pay other than him for his tooth.
Which is an interesting point, considering that House members have dental coverage.
And, as it turns out, just about every other perk you can imagine.
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