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Thursday, November 6, 2014

Obama's goal: "get stuff done"

  The intellectual Obama repeatedly used the word "stuff" in his press conference following the tsunami election on November 4, 2014.
  The word "stuff" appears to be an Obama favorite, indicative of an Ivy League education and an acutely keen academic mind.
  Getting stuff done is apparently an extension of Obama's foreign and domestic organizing principle of "Don't do stupid stuff," which is reportedly a euphemism for yet another profoundly intellectual Ivy League terminology of the word "shit."
  This organizing principle of Don't do stupid stuff appears to be a scholarly parallel with Obama's leadership philosophy of leading from behind.
  These organizing principles are also evocative of Obama's plan to defeat ISIS, cleverly stated as We don't have a strategy yet.
  The Ivy League education Obama received apparently includes variant spellings of the word RSPECT and the pronunciation of the word CORPSMAN as CORPSEMAN, which may have been inspired by a mesmerizing teleprompter misspelling.
  Obama's vaunted Ivy League education was also apparently given short shrift in terms of geography or even the number of states included in the United States.
  Yet simple facts seem to elude the 44th President of the United States, whom conservatives despise simply because he's so brilliant, such as the difference between the number "12" and the number "10,000."
  One might wonder if Obama received a Special Olympics degree, but since he mocked such a degree we doubt it.
  More erudite Obama insights can be found here.
UPDATE: I see the dam has been unleashed by comedians other than I.

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