Parade of extortionists squeal politics

  Covered in glory, Leftists have emerged from the shadows to speak ex cathedra about those naughty, naughty Tea Partiers who want the Democrat Party and its mouthpieces to put some muscle into cutting the deficit and righting the economy by trying to neutralize the disastrous effects of Obamacare.
  Never mind that Obama himself has illegally canceled parts of the law.
  Anything the Republicans want is fraud! arson! extortion! Part of the war on women!
  Take the stuffed sausages women in this video on The Blaze, for example, who appear in unity in front of cameras and behind an impressive government podium to breathily denounce the government "shutdown" as engineered by men who hate women. I might add their full billowing bosoms are heaving in manufactured distress.
  Stretched skin sagging over full jowls, the women, one of whom is very touchy about having earned the title of senator, declared that those nasty Republicans were depriving women of breastfeeding lessons;  they'll also cause cervical cancer for women, who, of course, are totally dependent on the government for all their needs.
  What on earth did women in the middle ages do? And, hey, let's be honest. The learning curve is steeper for the suckling infants than their mothers. 
  You can see the ancient lipsticked broads here pouting and supplicating to the men who actually "care about women!" I guess the other men can go to hell.
  Meanwhile Obama, who seems to think the universe revolves around his choom gang, looked down his fat nose and claimed he "shouldn't have to offer anything" to those who oppose him on principle because he's, well, you know. An arrogant bast.....Stop.  I've sworn off swearing.
  Starting now.
  In keeping with the government's current push that bullies must be punished, Harry Reid had to swiftly swish his Armani slacks to get in on the drubbing, flopping his limp wrist and lisping in that wonderful high pitched undertaker voice of his that the "Tea Party are bullies" and you just can't let bullies "slap you around" because that will only lead to more slaps.
  Hey, we can dream, can't we?
  And, meanwhile, unashamedly much of the press continues to get the vapors over other Leftists' "principled stands" while mocking conservatives' attempts to uphold their promises to (at least) half the country's voters.
  Hey, get up off the floor, ya suckers. Even some leftists are cooling the love affair. He's a lame duck.
  RedAlert has all the names Leftists have called Republicans in the last few days, including extortionists, terrorists, hostage takers, anarchists, squealing political pigs, murderers and arsonists.
   Sadly, the DNC is out of cash.
  Sigh. Such drama. I remain unperturbed, safely ensconced in my anarchist lazy chair, clicking away on a laptop only the elderly could love.
  We await the filmed tears of toddlers denied entry to the Statue of Liberty.