"I find it ironic", they said, "that the very people who hate big government are now begging for government to help."
That line stood until the virus hit the fan and revealed how utterly conflicted and incompetent the CDC and federal government are in dealing with just about any crisis that doesn't involve raising taxes as remedy.
Then the spin machine began to flutter, madly out of control.
Well, no, no, it's because the "index patient" came to the red state of Texas. That's the problem. Red states can't handle anything.
Well, well, that didn't go over so it's the fault of Republicans because they won't pass a Democrat loonie for Surgeon General.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
No? Lead balloon?
Well, then, Republicans are fearmongers. There's nothing to this crisis, even though even the CDC website cautions that even tiny droplets can spread the virus.
Uh, it was the NRA who was responsible for the Ebola crisis.
Oh, that's really logical.
So the Left is panicking, like a turtle on its back that can't right itself.
Cue the Darth Vader breathing machine; can we haul in some wheelchairs for this ad to make it even more meaningful?
No?
Ok, let's leave that to someone else to blame Republicans for
Yeah, that's the ticket!
We'll blame CUTS on people who want fiscal sanity for the nightmare of Ebola coming to our shores.
Never mind all the stupid s--t we've spent money on at the CDC like: why lesbians are fat, which wives calm down quickly, what bus riders think of AIDS ads, how to flirt with greater finesse, not to mention the fancy fitness centers and CDC buildings worth millions of dollars.
Um, given the comments below this video, I don't think this technique is working either.
Better think of some other reason to blame Republicans.
The CDC has already moved to blame the nurse herself who treated Duncan for catching Ebola by not following some kind of protocol.
Why is it her fault?
Well, because she just graduated 4 years ago and probably just didn't follow protocol.
I don't know about you, but my personal observation is that people new in a field, particularly medical, tend to be more meticulous about following proper protocols because they're being watched, their training is more recent & thus familiar and they haven't acquired the laziness and overconfidence that often comes with "experience."
Maybe it is her fault, but this is pretty shameful behavior by the CDC.
Blame the health care provider.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
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