New liberal memes to watch

  Well, in case you haven't guessed it yet, the new memes are starting. Well, two new memes. Three.
Meme #1:
  Why can't we all just get along? Why can't we have bipartisan solutions for our problems? Obviously the taxpayers were upset November 2 and so what the taxpayers really want us to do is...get along. [Which means, of course, do what Obama wants.]
Meme #2:
  Why would you Republicans waste time on repealing health care? This is abominable when the country is in such need. What we need to focus on is JOBS, JOBS, JOBS.
Meme #3:
  We just can't keep SPENDING the way we have been! We need to work together to find a solution! [translation: tax everything to death, sneak taxes now that we extended the BUSH tax cuts.]
  One might ask, "Where were you all last year when Republicans weren't even invited into the conversation?"
  One might ask, "Huh? Why the sudden interest in JOBS, JOBS, JOBS all of a sudden? HUH?"
  One might ask, " Really? REALLY? YOU PEOPLE are interested in stopping the crazy spending?"
  Don't be fooled. We've just moved into phase two, now that the actual government spenders have changed. The plan is to make conservatives and tea partiers look stupid, inefficient, out of touch and uncooperative.
  You know. You might have recognized those qualities with the last bunch in charge.