Hey, FLOTUS: An Egg McMuffin is 300 calories

  There she goes again, lecturing people about their eating while she totes that big bubble butt behind her every day.
  In case you didn't know, FLOTUS was on Leno last night with a little human dynamo who happened to win many medals with her energetic physical abilities.
  In this interview, Obama says this:

Gold medal gymnast Gabby Douglas was another Leno guest, and she (Gabby) made the mistake of admitting in front of Mrs. Obama that she’d downed a McDonald’s breakfast sandwich to celebrate her accomplishments. 

Michelle leaned over toward the tiny Olympian and said, “Gabby, we don’t encourage that. I’m sure it was a whole-wheat McMuffin.” 

The pair then dissolved into a fit of giggles. 

“You’re setting me back, Gabby!” said Mrs. Obama.

  FYI, Michelle Obama, an Egg McMuffin is 300 calories. 
  Gymnast Gabby Douglas burns thousands of calories every day.
  I think she can afford an Egg McMuffin.
  For that poor kid, whom people have nicknamed "the flying squirrel," to admit she had such an innocuous "treat" as an Egg McMuffin after winning and then be lectured that she wasn't helping FLOTUS in her attempt to get people to exercise is depressing.
  If you look at the government's new suggested guidelines for school lunches, you see over and over wheat, wheat, wheat, which may explain Michelle Obama's shape. 
  It's called a "wheat belly." You'd think FLOTUS's mirror mentioned it to her. Gluten is something a lot of people are concerned about, given that it's been genetically modified in the last 30 years and, oddly, quite a few allergies have sprung up.
  Personally I don't give if FLOTUS likes wheat; it's just wrong to lecture others and act like she knows it all about diet and exercise when she doesn't.  Talk about condescending.
  I'm not putting the back and forth video between FLOTUS & Gabby up because every time I tried to grab it, it was preceded by a 30 second commercial of Barack Obama claiming Romney took his "you didn't build that" comment "out of context." 
  Apparently the Obama campaign thinks that video is a hot topic and have attached themselves to it.
  Gabby Douglas is so popular right now but it sure seemed as if Michelle Obama was grasping for the glory gold by horning in on the kid's moment in the sun.