More convenient government programs

  Did you know you can get your monthly benefits from the government through the convenience of a Mastercard? This is so great! And we're advertising on radio so people will know that they don't have to suffer the inconvenience of paper checks being lost! Wheeee!!! Over at the feds:

Experience the safety of receiving your monthly benefits on a prepaid debit card. No more waiting for the mail. Your monthly benefits will be available on your payment day - on time, every time. Want to know more? Click Here!

  Meanwhile, as we wait breathlessly to hear what female economic advisor The One wants to replace the male who's leaving cuz, you know, what's most important about economic advisors is that they are qualified by gender, check out this smallstep.gov website, where we are greeted with tips like,"Choose fruit for dessert," or "You have to cut calories to lose weight." Gee, do ya think that double fudge pecan brownie cake might have more calories than an apple? I dunno. 
  I've always heard BMI is the most inaccurate, ancient way to determine a person's health, since a muscle bound weightlifter's BMI could indicate obesity.
  Meh. Go figure.
  Some gems you may not know over at smallstep.gov. Your tax dollars at work.

Fact: 2 out of every 3 Americans are overweight or obese - defined as having a body mass index over 25.

Fact In order to lose weight, you have to burn more calories than you consume.

Fact Even small changes in your life will add up to big results.