Dem fears Guam will tip over

There's a hilarious write-up over at Ace with REAL VIDEO (not the Onion) of some Dem Congressman from Georgia talking about not wanting to move military troops over to Guam because he's afraid the island will....tip over..Ace wants to emphasize that this congressperson voted FOR Obamacare...and he's makin' up the rules as he goes cuz he's smarter n'you. Sidenote: How on earth are these people elected? Who returns them to office? Why on earth would we trust THEM with our health care?

Noted PhD and Mensa Chapter President Rep. Hank Johnson asserted that his "fear" is that the influx of people to the island would cause it to "tip over and capsize."

Let it be noted, that Rep. Hank Johnson, noted geologist and acclaimed expert on continental drift and plate tectonic theory, voted in favor of Obamacare. He knows better than you about things and stuff.