On government PSAs, cows with backpacks, beans and farts

  Over and over, the American public and the West in general is admonished to not eat certain things, not smoke unless it's pot, not disobey health laws and numerous regulations put into place by legislators who don't abide by them themselves. 
  Are you texting and driving? And who knows what will happen if you don't stay in school? 
  And, dear God, be sure to get covered!
  Be afraid if you eat too much fat, if you speed or if you make some poor little kid unable to breathe because you disrespect the many EPA rules and regulations.
  In fact, the NIH may be texting the fatties soon to remind them what they should and shouldn't be consuming because Big Brother is Watching.
  On tv and particularly the radio, we are admonished repeatedly that some people might have lupus or COPD or be blind. Could it be you? Are you tired? Are you achey? 
  Oh, and for gosh sakes, don't do drugs because you'll make your mother sad:

Don't do drugs, you'll end up like a thug.
You'll make your mother sad and make your father mad.
Don't do drugs, drugs are bad.
Don't tow that line, you'll think it's one time.
You'll start doing crack and you'll have a heart attack...
Don't do drugs, drugs are bad.
You'll make your mother sad.

  Are you sick?
  Do you have a personality disorder?
  Are you insane?????????
  Check the government website to be sure you aren't getting sick yourself (or making someone else sick) through your behavior because, Lord knows, we all need a big government to help us because we're victims, particularly of someone smoking something other than pot.
  EPA regulations fail to mention that the EPA itself ran some experiments on sick people and children without telling them the extent and horrendous ramifications of their experiments, including the possibility of getting cancer from the experiments.
  Now from the climate hysteria folks who routinely fly around the world in luxury and stay in $4000 a night hotels are telling the rest of us not to eat beef or beans, two staples of the Western diet.
  Having dressed cows with "backpacks" to test for the extent of methane gas emissions to our environment, our government now plans to reduce cow farts by 2020. Daily Finance:

In the future, America will harness cow farts to curb pollution and power the grid. What? It sounds like a joke, but it's actually a real promise. By 2020, dairy industry emissions will be reduced by 25%, largely by persuading dairy farmers to capture methane gas, U.S. Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack announced at the Copenhagen climate change summit this week. Farmers will be able to buy anaerobic digesters that convert cow, errr, emissions into electricity.

  Geez, even the cows can't catch a break. 
  Why? Why? Why?
  Having addressed cows, like yoyos, the climate hystericals are moving back again to humans.
  In addition to protesting the "smelly emission" of humans from consuming beans, the underlying purpose of all this is to reduce the cow population, promote vegetarianism and control public thought processes through fear and contempt.
  When even the swans are called "racist" "rightwingers" (yes, really), you'd think these lame-ass clowns would figure out that people aren't buying their stupid shtick anymore.
  But keep it comin,' jokesters. You only expose your own stupidity to even the densest among us.
  It makes the rest of us realize that fear is the tool of choice for Leftists--and historic power mongers-- to control public behavior.  
  But Western tradition also includes the Bible, and a repeated refrain in Biblical narrative is the phrase "Fear not."
  For the only thing we have to fear is, apparently, a fart itself.
  Not these clowns.