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Sunday, August 28, 2011

Obama's Uncle Arrested For DUI

President Obama's long lost Uncle Omar has surfaced. He's alive and well and living illegally in Massachusetts. Displaying perhaps the family's well known propensity to alcoholism, Omar Obama was arrested after he failed a field sobriety test. Fortunately for Uncle Omar Massachusetts doesn't report arrests of illegal aliens to the federal government so one presumes Uncle Omar can continue living unmolested until he actually kills someone. Had the President only know Uncle Omar was right there in Framingham he could have invited out to Martha's Vineyard for a drink. Update: See later post here.

1 comment:

  1. yeah or until he lives out a completely peaceful rest-of-life like Dick Cheney who got convicted of DWI at age 21... and 22. Why assume an 'alien' will kill someone? Last I checked Timothy McVeigh was a registered Republican. What's your point?

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