Sissyphus throws a pitch

Well, okay, that's a low blow. So he throws a girly pitch, 2 years in a row. So what. That's okay. We aren't looking for "cowboys" in our leaders, after all. Are we. Are we? Okay, ugh. This looked ridiculous. If the terrorists see this pitch, that will probably cause more danger to our national security than the brilliant nuclear arms decisions.

By contrast, I know every team that Obama follows in all of his favorite sports. I can tell you how his final four brackets looked the past two years. I know that he enjoys golfing much more than Bush and plays basketball on a regular basis with other guys (and only guys!) within the administration and Congress. Thus, he trots out there for his first pitch and engages in silly theatrics. He even brought his own props! (Oh and look, it is that same Chicago White Sox gag he did last time.) Then Obama throws a horrible pitch, laughs and almost makes a little-girl-like "oops" gesture with his hand over mouth.