I don't care if athletes are gay

  I'm sorry?
  I don't care if athletes are gay or straight. I really don't. Do whatever ya want in your spare time.
  Just please.
  Please.
  No matter your sexual proclivity, please don't subject me and the rest of the world to your open mouthed PDA and fondling.
  Please.
  Y'all are makin' me sick, regardless.