Nancy Pelosi's dream come true: an artist on the government dole

  My eyes! My eyes bleed!
  Somehow I couldn't look away; I watched the whole thing.
  This person explains why she doesn't want a job.
  Money means nothing to her. She is non-materialistic.
  Perhaps her non-materialism, her other worldliness is why she appears to be wearing nothing but tattoos.
  In explaining her raison d'etre, Pink coughs phlegm repeatedly, licks her pierced lips, complains that she is simply too busy and talented to hold a job because of all her hobbies, which include giving a massage (shudder) and being a Nancy Pelosi artist.
  This "young lady" (phlegm-y cough) says she buys stuff all the time, and doesn't care about living in a home or eating. (cough) She could be homeless (which she is not) and wouldn't care because worldly things mean so little to her.
  The piece de resistance comes at the end when it is revealed she lives with her mother. Naturellement!
  This pink haired troll bellows invectives at her mom without ever moving from the couch. Only her beefy head turns, revealing rolls of fat and ear gauges.
  Really, this is worth watching all the way through. I promise, the end makes it worth the 9 minutes of your life you'll never get back.
 
  This is indeed Nancy Pelosi's dream come true! Remember when she said this: