Obamacare's "Hosurance"

  First we had "Brosurance," touting the joys of kegging around the hood with your bros.
  And, yes, this is your government at work.
  Which is Obamacare, of course.
  Remember this ad?
 
  Now we have something new; observers are calling it "Hosurance" because, well, I think you'll figure it out.

 

  Yeah, I know. This is hard to take. 
  Let me just repeat what the government is touting under the tag "Susie & Nate, Hot to Trot":

Let's get Physical
OMG, he's hot?
Let's hope he's as easy to get as this birth control. My health insurance covers the pill, which means all I have to worry about is getting him between the covers. I got insurance. thanks, obamacare?

   One can almost see Obama & Michelle snickering around the catered dinner table as they discussed the latest clever advertisement for Obama's signature legislation, aka the Stink Bomb. 
 Interesting that they're embracing the term "Obamacare" now, even though Hillary Clinton's husband has been sent out to establish that SHE isn't responsible in the least for the Stink Bomb that is Obamacare. Guess the Clintons are worried about her 2016 chances.
  And, really, is this Stink Bomb (if it didn't smell so incredibly bad? and hurt so many people) just sort of schadenfreuden-ish, in a way? 
  If those 14 or 15 Democrats weren't up for re-election, does anyone wonder if ANY Democrat would care what a mess this has become?
  Apparently the Kay Hagans of the Democrat Party don't remember that the coalition built to pass Obamacare Leftists of Blue Dogs, moderates and Leftists is now missing the Blue Dogs (a drop from 54 to 14 in 2010) and soon will be missing the moderates, leaving only old Yellow Dogs like Nancy Pelosi.
  Isn't it just great how the Obama administration appeals to our highest instincts, as usual?