Have a Talking Urinal Cake for the 4th of July!

  Happy Fourth of July, everyone!
  Hey, if you're a male and planning on getting drunk in Michigan, you might want to know that when you stagger to the urinal, a sexy female voice might talk to you as you pee.
  Sound weird? Disgusting? Feel sort of violated?
  Yeah, well, don't be fooled. It's your government at work. For you!
  In Michigan, soon to follow in other states, the feds have installed talking urinal cakes that say this, sexily, btw:

"Listen up. That's right, I'm talking to you. Had a few drinks? Maybe a few too many? Then do yourself and everyone else a favor: Call a sober friend or a cab. Oh, and don't forget to wash your hands."

  Like that part about washing your hands? Sound like your mom when you were five? Or Anna Wintour reminding you not to be late?
  It's all part of a new and fabulous program paid for with your tax dollars! The wonderfully named urinal CAKES cost $21, last about 3 months (who's going to fish them out of the toilet, I wonder) and were provided under a grant of $10,000 by the feds.
  Meaning you.
  You paid for this.
  Remember wherever you are.
  They're watching.
  Just wishing they hadn't called them CAKES.