Doggie roundup

  For a few years, people have said that liberals own the social media but, nuh uh. Not anymore. 
  Twitter, especially, is the go-to place to find out what's happening. Conservatives have posted some of the funniest tweets in the last few days over Fidogate.
  The funniest tweets, according to Politico, are here.
  Others include from Legal Insurrection:
  Romney put a car on top of a car. Obama put a dog on top of rice.
  Roof! Roof! I'll take the top of Mitt Romney's car over the roof of barackobama's mouth any day of the week!
  What's happened is hilarious. Once again, like the Fluke and Ann Romney kerfuffles, liberals took an extraordinarily silly incident and tried to turn it into a dark truth about Republicans. 
  They're out for your contraception! (set up by ABC's Stephanopolous) 
  They want to pee in your water!
  They want more asthmatic kids to gasp like fish out of water!
  They want you to starve in a FOOD DESERT!
  They want you fat!
  They want YOU to support MILLIONAIRES AND BILLIONAIRES!
  THEY HATE DOGS!
  And here is the man himself, reading about eating dogs.
  Yes, it's true. Not a lie. Not an exaggeration. Not an attempt to get you to ignore reality.
  This man ate dog.

  Then there's this.

  And this.

  And Bo, the First Dog, has his own blog.
  And, of course, the truth had to be broken to Hitler.

  Yep.
  We pwned this one.
AND THIS from Instapundit:

I THINK IT WAS A LHASA APSO, ACTUALLY: Obama: Unlike Some People I Wasn’t Born With A Silver Spoon In My Mouth.Alternative tagline: “What’s the matter? Dog not good enough for you?”

And the inimitable James Taranto had to get into the act.