Forrest Gump releases Obama doc trailer!

  Did I say Forrest Gump?
  I meant Forrest Gump narrates the 17 minute dramatic documentary being released by the Obama campaign by award winning producer of An Inconvenient Truth on March 15.
  The trailer is, ooo, very dramatic, chilling, even.
  Run, Obama, RUN!
  Wait!
  Haven't I paid to see this film already??
  He was all alone when he made the decision to fly into Pakistan and kill Osama bin Laden himself!

  Er. I mean made the decision to allow the SEALS, whose anonymity he ruined, to go get bin Laden.

  Which problem did he face first of the many George Bush left him?
  WHICH ONE? OMG.

  Why, let's pass an omnibus, gigantic expensively wasteful controlling and deceptive health care bill that will further bankrupt the country!  But the economy!

  (Hold hands on head. Run around in circle.) GAAAAA! WHAT DO WE DO?

  Oh, I GOT AN IDEA!  Let's print several trillion dollars, pay people's mortgages, pay, like, eleven million dollars to help two people in Detroit.  Or pay $24,000 per car to junk perfectly good cars.  Or invest billions of dollars in solar and algae industries (mocking opponents about THEIR stupid idea to drill for oil) who will then kick back money to your campaign and then go belly up.

  Yes! I've seen this before! Somewhere!