O campaign bullying small time donors for cash

  So the Obama campaign, which has taken in enormous amounts of money from the 1% such as $38,000 per person for a couple minutes or $10,000 for a picture with Michelle Obama (ok, pic's over, GET OUT OF THE WAY FOR THE NEXT ONE! Hello!), is complaining that "you haven't donated" and wondering just why "you haven't donated."

As you may have noticed, we've asked you for a donation a few times now. 

But according to our records, you haven't yet made a donation online at this email address. (If our records are wrong, I apologize and thank you!) 

I'm not writing to ask you for money again. I'm actually writing to ask your opinion about why you haven't given, and what you think would inspire you or other Obama supporters like you to decide to take the leap and donate.

  Those two quick questions they have for the unrequited lover are these:

Which best describes your attitude? [lots of questions about why you haven't donated]
What's one thing that would inspire you to donate to the Obama campaign? 

  Huh. The Obama campaign didn't use e-Verify, something that was verified by numerous bloggers, to affirm that his donations were not only legal, but proffered by legal citizens of the United States.
  So who bought the current POTUS?
  Who will buy the next?
  I'd like to order a different one, m'self.