Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Occupiers: true CRAPitalists

  In another profoundly thoughtful and sage maneuver, occupier Screaming Head (he of the purple persuasion), has started an anti-Black Friday blog, appealing to all the aren't they broke occupiers out there to boycott Black Friday.
  Here's the very clever theme of stop Black Friday:
  Isn't that deep? 
  CRAPITALISM...it's a play on the word CAPITALISM, see? 
  And such a clever insightful one, considering that occupiers themselves seem to have difficulty with bathrooms and the items deposited therein.
  And especially considering that CRAPPING occupiers seem to have created, um, toileting issues (cough 200 lbs of poop found near the Santa Cruz camp cough) like flooding toilets, public urination and defecation, and mounds of trash, some of which smelled so bad it was unlike anything ever breathed by mammal warm or cold. 
  Talk about climate change. Whew.
  Yes, it looks like Obama has succeeded in creating some jobs after all, although it's not the most pleasant job to clean up other people's poop.
  But Screaming Head wants to boycott businesses; he clarifies the new meme, as a commenter on this blog did recently, that they are not anti-capitalism....just anti-CRAPITALISM!
  This translates to boycotting stores such as Dollar Tree, Walmart and and Home Depot, where all the rich people shop, of course!
  It would seem CRAPITALISM is an area in which the occupiers excel!
  And Obama truly has had an effect on jobs!

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