Media: The Obamas got STYLE!!!!!!!!!!

  Oh, come on. Does the emperor have no new clothes? Or the empress?
  All over the snarky conservative blogs are pictures of Michelle O! in her tight wighty short biking shorts, loose necked t-shirt and bike helmet. 
  Take a look, photo from The Daily Mail:

  In my hood, those are called ham hocks, not "enviably toned thighs."

  This from the same Daily Mail article HAS to be snark, too, right?

Michelle Obama showed off her enviably toned thighs as she powered past the President in tiny purple cycling shorts on the first family's bike ride on Martha's Vineyard today.Wearing a fashionable printed T-shirt and Converse trainers, the First Lady showed that she still has style, even when on vacation.

  THIS is style? Seriously??
  FLOTUS is also described this way:

Super-fit Mrs Obama revealed her smooth thighs on the ride this morning, showing the results of her gruelling exercise regime.

  We know her regime is "gruelling" because she tells us it is. And super fit? Hm. What does this reveal?

   Why do I feel this picture is from a Tyler Perry movie?
  Meanwhile the same article describes her husband POTUS as "goofy" and "tired" and not up to the challenge of beating his wife on their bikes. He's criticized for wearing "hot" blue jeans to bicycle. 
  Most assuredly the Brits have different standards of beauty than in the US; but the whole suck up to the Obamas mentality we can see this in the "ooo lala" article in the Boston Herald on how sexy the skinny POTUS is:

“President Obama, despite his acknowledged smoking, may be one of those men who has become better looking over time,” the Society’s Plastic Surgery News reported.
Plastic surgeons said the prez, who turned 50 earlier this month, maintains his youthful good looks thanks to good genes, a healthy diet and extra-protective skin pigment.

  The plastic surgeon, who has no knowledge of POTUS's personal habits or smoking regularity but feels free to comment about such gushes that POTUS does "everything in moderation."
  We all have different standards of beauty, it's true. Compare the fatty pasty naked females lying on couches that were so popular for painters in previous centuries with the scrawny Photoshopped to look even smaller 95 pound models of today. 
  The sycophantic behavior of the press continues to amaze, however, as even the most naked of emperors is ignored and gushed over.
  Just sayin.'