Thursday, August 18, 2011

Fracking Causes STD!

STD among the womanfolk. Yup, that's the logical result of hydraulic fracturing while drilling for natural gas. State representative Mike Sturla from Lancaster county Pennsylvania probably doesn't like the new boom in the Marcellus Shale formation but my God to fight on the grounds its corrupting women hood is just going too far. I do like the archaic "womanfolk". It kind of takes me back to days Matt Dillon and Gunsmoke. Mike Sturla:



Also, aside from building roads so their trucks can get to drill sites and doing a little stream work to mitigate damage from their road building, exactly what are all those things the drillers are doing for the local communities? Patronizing the bars at night? Driving up the cost of rental housing? Spreading sexually transmitted disease amongst the womenfolk? Causing school districts to ask local governments to ban truck traffic on local roads during school bus pick up and drop off times so kids don't get killed? Upgrading emergency preparedness equipment to handle a well blow out? Running compressor stations that have decibel levels equal to a jet engine?...Really community oriented stuff...”



Did I mention Sturla is a Democrat?

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