CERN Shoots Holes In Climate Change Theory

Perhaps in the bitter partisan atmosphere the country finds itself in today it would be appropriate to credit Barack Obama for fulfilling his most audacious assertion. Even before winning the general election Obama proclaimed the moment "when the rise of the oceans began to slow." NASA scientists say that El Nino and La Nina, weather cycles in the Pacific Ocean, have caused sea levels to fall. Ok, so economics isn't his long suit but Barack Hussein Obama has lowered sea levels, the same sea levels that were Al Gore told us would rise 20 feet in the near future. One would think an administration so bereft of good new would leap on this finding. Quite the opposite, the administration and the popular media have ignored this "inconvenient truth" because it further damages the credibility of the doomsday wing of the Democratic party and confirms Rick Perry's assertion that global warming is a hoax.
Experiments performed by a European nuclear research group indicate that the sun, not man, determines Earth's temperature. CERN conducted experiments to mimic Earth's atmosphere and concluded that solar magnetic fields do have an effect on cloud formation. This is revolutionary, at least to the AGW school, because clouds shade the Earth from the sun causing it to heat less, therefore if the sun controls the clouds and the clouds control the temperature Al Gore needs to find another cause. There is irony in CERN's position on this matter. It seems almost embarrassed by its conclusions that fly in the face of a politically correct article of faith. CERN's director general, Rolf-Dieter Heuer says he has "asked the colleagues to present the results clearly, but not to interpret them. That would go immediately into the highly political arena of the climate change debate." Of course had the conclusion of CERN gone the other way he probably wouldn't care how his colleagues interpreted the results.
Everyone of average intelligence knows that the earth has not gotten warmer each successive year as strict adherence to the AGW theory would dictate. Most of these people are not skeptics by reasoned thought but rather by an intuition that mandates they should suspect almost all popular theories. Not deny them but just hold them in abeyance until the final verdict is in. Slowly they will see the verdict is in.