1. Hurl Issue #1--First we have the return of Captain Lightning in a Bottle.
Justin Bieber? Really?
You meet the president of the United States and tell him about your dead father and your main request is to have him help you meet JUSTIN BIEBER, who was recently egged in Germany, for good cause, I might add?
And it's SOOOOO cute! that the president of the United States AGREED to yet another photo op. I ♥ Justin Bieber! signed, The One.
2. Hurl Issue #2--Then there's the president of the United States taking the victory run for killing Osama, even while prosecuting the CIA individuals responsible who got the info in the first place.
Using methods that The One himself has banned. AND we aren't interrogating ANYONE right now, because we don't want to hurt them, regardless how many plots they might know about.
3. Hurl Issue #3--Democrats still won't pass any kind of budget. Back to the NEWSPEAK QE2 =Quantitative Easing=print more money plan.
4. Hurl Issue #4--Eric Holder. How does he justify the killing of Osama, considering he's been whining about "torturing" people but it's okay to KILL? Powerline:
But that was then, and this is now. Holder testified before the Senate Judiciary Committee this morning, and was asked about the legal justification for killing Osama bin Laden. No problem, he explained:
5. Hurl Issue #5--Hillary. I sort of admired that photo of her watching with horror what was happening (or not happening) on the real time video transmission (or not, depending on which story from the administration you heard most recently).The killing of al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden by U.S. military forces was an act of national self-defense and he made no attempt to surrender, U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder said on Wednesday.
She had a hand over her mouth. Granted, she looked like a girl and she obviously knew that because she renounced the photo today.
No one mentions that The One was hunched into fetal position as he watched to see if his dreams from his father were going down the toilet.
What's Hillary say? Bwah, it was my allergies. I was in the middle of a cough. Not, I was feeling something very intense at the time I was watching (or not watching, not on a video transmission).
6. Hurl Issue #6--Mike Rogers, saying this:"Imagine how the American people would react if Al Qaida killed one of our troops or military leaders, and put photos of the body on the internet," he said.
Uh, we can only imagine how that'd feel.
7. Hurl Issue #7--In a groveling appeal to the Latino community, in addition to demanding a federal commission for a Latino Smithsonian, The One spilled the beans that you should never get between Michelle and a tamale.
My eyes are bleeding.
8. Hurl Issue #8--http://www.gutsycall.com/--Politicking 9/11 and the Seals' heroism.
9. Hurl Issue #9--A president turning his back on a 9/11 family member.
10. Hurl Issue #10--Michael Moore's teeth.
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