President too complex for public to understand

  If you want to read truly insipid drivel, travel on over to the current Dana Milbank article at the Washington Post entitled, "Obama: lost in thought." 
  Words cannot express how sycophantic, how banal, how mealy mouthed, how utterly brown nosing this article is.
  If you can stand the stink long enough to read it, go ahead but go forewarned.
  If not, let me give you a rundown. 
  Right leaning anybodies are stupider than left leaning anybodies.
  The reason people can't figure out Obama is, quote: "There’s too much going on in the poor guy’s head."
  In that one sentence you understand about Dana Milbank and his ilk.

•   Milbank's making excuses again for an incompetent so-called leader.
•   Milbank's invoking victimhood for the incompetent so-called leader by claiming Obama's a victim of high intelligence and complex thinking, unlike Bush who had "one universal organizing principle that dominates all others," [yeah, America's a great country] which therefore gives Obama a disadvantage because he's just soooo smart. Bush was too simple, Obama's too complex. Got it?
•   Milbank's willing to throw any kind of crazy line out there which, unfortunately, reveals his own stupidity.
•   Milbank himself is trying to rationalize how the Adored One can be making such absolutely foolish and inane decisions in the process of ruining this country.

  And, of course, Milbank quotes three academics, who promptly chime in that, yes, yes, Obama is simply misunderstood because he's just too smart, too complex, and that's a disadvantage in politics. 
  Yes, all other scheming, dastardly, conniving, selfish, malevolent politicians are just too simplistic to understand The One, who hovers over them like an angel, undisturbed, no drama Obama.
  That this is hogwash to anyone but the most, um, simplistic individual seems to be incomprehensible to Mr. Milbank.
  Let's sum it up this way.
  THIS is Dana Milbank:

  THIS is the President of the United States, summed up in pictures.

  Here is the brilliant Mr. Obama solving problems:

Here he is at work.

Get the picture?