The well deserved awards just keep pilin' up

  First ya gotcher Nobel Peace Prize for being in office for, what was it, nine days? Well deserved award, wouldn't you say?
  And now that we are in a dumb war kinetic military activity   guilty of use of military force in concert with our allies, it would seem that PEACE prize was really well deserved.
  At least that is what it would appear given all the liberal support and sycophancy being espoused on the news channels lately.
  Now another well deserved award.
  An award, mysteriously postponed, then rescheduled secretly in private at an undisclosed location for what?
  For transparency.
  For being out in the open and up front. 
  Easy to see through.
  Honest.
  Trustworthy.
  That sort of thing.