Step right up! Fake dr's excuses for ya

  Things are all working out really well in Wisconsin, with 'doctors" working the crowd and dispensing "doctor's excuses" for being too ill to work since Wednesday. 
  This might be because school districts are threatening to punish teachers who chose not to work the last few days and instead protested.
  From MacIver Institute, who have really been on top of this situation.
  This looks convincing.
  Right?

Patient’s name______

Date of birth ____/_____/_____

To Whom it May Concern:

This is confirm I have seen and evaluated the above named patient.

Please excuse from work/school due to a medical condition from

____/____/____ through

Please contact me at badgerdoctors@gmail.com if additional information is needed. Thank you.

  But remember! We're professionals!