Muslim women to pat down themselves

  Straight from the toupee horse's mouth. Muslim women do not have to remove their head gear. Instead they will be allowed to check their own head gear, run their hands over it and then TSA will test for bomb making residue.
  Hm. That'll work, we're sure.
  Wait. Who's part of the behavioral profile to fit a terrorist?
  Not me. 
  How bout you?