Bored to death: The One

  Look, if life bores you to death because you are just too smart to even converse with other humans, you have a serious problem. 
  If you think you are God-given extraordinary, you have a problem. 
  If you think you have never been challenged intellectually, what does that say about you?  
  If you think you can focus on any one thing because you have a "restless spirit," what does that say about you? 
  If you think you're "too talented" to do what "ordinary people" do, what does that say about you?
  If you think you have the ability to take a "thousand different perspectives," what does that say about you?
  Even if you don't think this yourself, but your closest friend and advisor does, to the point that that is what she tells someone writing a book about you, you have a problem.
  And, hey, if you're bored to death running the show, then you'd better go somewhere where you're not bored to death, even if that's another planet, because you're going to ruin this one.
  Read about The One Who Will Turn Back the Tides and Heal the Planet over at Pittsburgh Live.
  Now I'm so bored writing this I have to stop.