Brilliant, Sherlock, absolutely brilliant

Hey, I got an idea. How about you run a lame-ass commercial about "teabaggers," make sure the quality of the audio sucks (UNION quality), run the ad for 40 seconds and then run 23 seconds of credits. Yeah. That sounds like a typical union quality product.

(Commentary over at Gateway Pundit.)

Oh, hey, I got another idea. Ima put on a ratty old sweatshirt and go talk to the constituents and tell 'em how "small and dismissable" the tea party is. Cuz, oh, hey, it's a NOVEL idea that the opposing party would want to make the current president a one term dude. Yeah. Yuk. Huh. That's smart. Ima smart dude. 

Oh, so, duh, the POTUS is going to get the peeps out for him cuz we don't want him ta LOOK BAD. Yeah, that would be really bad. If he looked bad. So how do we, um, recreate the magic of the Lightbringer? VPOTUS says let's chant his name. Oh, HUH! Yeah! Let's chant his name!!!!! That would be SO COOL!!! Whose idea was that again? VPOTUS or Homer Simpson? Ha. Duh.

Or maybe Peter Griffin? Which one, Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson or Joe Biden?

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