TWO people signed up for Obamacare?

  Note the headline. It's hard to read it without laughing:

Uninsured Slow To Sign Up For Coverage

HACKENSACK, N.J. - Just two people in New Jersey will begin receiving coverage Monday under new plans created by federal health care reform

  Slow? SLOW? Oh, but 600 packets were downloaded for information. So maybe, in a state of almost nine million people, 600 packets were downloaded? 
  Yeah. Sounds like a rush.