Idea! Let's bailout the bailouts on mortgages!

Bailout.
What a ridiculous idea.
We bailout banks, auto industries, houses people couldn't afford.
We bail out on our friends, like England.
We bail out the commissions set up to figure out how to get out of bailing out stuff.
Now we're bailing out people who bailed out on their bailout mortgages. 
It's just so great that they even have a cute little name for it, like "Hardest Hit Fund." Because, you know, some people are harder hit than others. Especially the ones who didn't have the money to borrow in the first place.
Now look at the terms of the latest bailout. 
If you bail out on your bailout, they're threatening you with HAVIN TO PAY THE MONEY BACK. 
How can the government be so cruel?