Another Hollywood hypocrite

Sigh. It really is too much. All these Hollywoodies and politicians excoriating the leetle people for driving cars while they themselves fly around the world in their private planes and drive humongous limos or Hummers or whatever. (Nancy Pelosi, here's lookin' at YOU). The latest to whine about Republicans like Palin wanting to drill is Ashton Kutcher. You know Ashton Kutcher. He's the teenager married to the walking plastic surgery advertisement who's old enough to be his mother who tweets about their, uh hum, life together and most inane things in the world. He's the one who needs a haircut, always advertising his cameras on commercials. Seriously. Get your hair cut, dude. You'd think your mom would make you.

What gets less gas mileage than a Hummer — and looks even more ridiculous on the streets of LA?

One of those things in the above picture — a NaviStar CXT. It belongs in the coalfields, not Rodeo Drive.

I think the C in CXT stands for compensating.

Ashton Kutcher owns and drives one of those 7 MPG jokes.