Wednesday, April 21, 2010

He did it! He finally admitted he has a flaw!

    Ah, and what IS that flaw you might ask? Is it that the oceans didn't yet roll back? Is it that he hasn't given out enough handouts? He hasn't redistributed enough income yet? No? No. Oh. The flaw?
    He hasn't talked enough. Yeah. Ace has the rundown. Yeah.
Obama Admits He Has Some Shortcomings but it'll do:
Asked about his shortcomings, Obama said he needs to better explain to the American people why he makes the decisions he does.
You know the only way he can correct that single defect, right? You got it: More speeches, more professorial condescension, and more urging his supporters to "get in the faces" of those who don't fully appreciate how awesome Captain Wonderful is.

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