FIrst Lady concerned about national security!!!!

Obesity, the scourge of the overfed West who waste so much food on themselves and send nothing to needy countries like Haiti (Have I got a charity for YOU!), is a threat to national security! Like, if you wanted to join the military, you might not be able to if you eat too many Whoppers!!! Michelle O! Maybe it's just the shorts, but you ain't perfect either, honey! And we KNOW you like you your burgers, because you had everyone's cellphones confiscated when you were CAUGHT eating one!

At a ceremony at the White House on Tuesday, First Lady Michelle Obama announced the launch of the ‘Let’s Move’ campaign to end childhood obesity in the United States, an epidemic she said is costly and a threat to national security.