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Friday, February 3, 2012

Hillary's Hair


During the Clinton administration there was a web site devoted to the first lady's hair, hillaryshair.com. In those days there were some, admittedly not many, who regarded Hillary Clinton as a hot property. I've always thought there is a difference in the way men and woman judge a woman's appearance, not just perceptually, as both sexes can see cankles and zits, but also technically. Women judge other women on the curve whereas with men it's pass-fail. Growing up with three sisters, I learned very early on that the girls I thought were the real lookers were often elephant women in my sisters' eyes. "Can't you see how coarse her hair is"? "She always wears flats so you don't notice how big her calves are". This attention to detail is solely feminine in its nature. Men, except for Simon Cowell, don't judge on points. They sum up the entire product and give it either thumbs up or a thumbs down. The other day my wife couldn't remember the name of " the woman with the real clear skin on the Bill O'Reilly show". It was Laura Ingraham. When men on television make disparaging remarks about women they are usually repeating their wives' assessment of the woman except for Debbie Wasserman Schultz who is a fail in any man's eyes.

Getting back to Hillary, there is something about this women in recent years even I can perceive without any help from my wife. The woman's hair is a fright! The above picture to me says, "Star Trek". "Barack, beam me aboard." When the Secretary combs her hair straight down, instead of back, she reminds me of some floozy from a nineteenth century gold mining town in the old movies. I keep waiting for her to say, "Belly up to the bar boys." Yes, it may be unfair of me to criticize Mrs. Clinton while ignoring Tim Geithner and that stupid finger curl he wears but Geithner, in recent years, has had the good sense to stay out of sight but here is Hillary, perpetually one the world stage looking like either like Spock's older sister or the wicked witch of the west. Get this woman to a beautician!

2 comments:

  1. I KNOW...usually you leave the snarky gossip to me so I am shocked you wrote on this. I noticed (or KNOWticed) the same thing.

    The thing you got to understand about Hillary types is that Hillary only fixed herself up because the public expected it. She never gave a rat's ass what she looked like. This is typical Feminazi.

    I visited Amherst once and saw all those young women with long black hair on their legs. It was like a badge of courage, or something, to be ugly. I might even say fugly.

    So Hillary only got into the dragon coats and Mercedes bobs because it helped her politically.

    The best example for this is that picture of her with the huge glasses and no makeup. You can see some of them here:

    http://tinyurl.com/73weecq

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  2. Sometimes I write uncontrollably. When I see her on television I want to scream. When I saw the picture on Drudge this morning she reminded me of Star Trek. What is a dragon coat?

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